[Intro]
Look, it's Afghan Dan
Danny Martin
Freestyle Business
BGMedia, yeah
No talking

[Verse]
Look, look, look, see
Man's got too many bars, too many scars
Fucked off so many friends but I've still got too many dawgs, too many dawgs
Did a little time in pen, went in with a [?] every charge, [?] every charge
But now I'm winning this ting
'Cause I wanna get too many cars, want two credit cards
Know that if you diss me, rudeboy, you're soon to be parred, go two's in a charge
End up with a fat scar on your cheek, like a dude from the past, drop boof on your ma's
Call round at your girlfriend, tell her I could use a massage, she'll be losing her bra
Legs wrapped around my head don, look, check this
Look, look, look
She only drinks the finest wines, no fast foods, wines and dines
Comes 'round when she got tings on her mind, yeah we smoke zoots just to rewind sometimes, look
Roll up the next spliff, turn on Netflix
Lights off, everytings live
Boyfriend textin' her phone, tryin' get her home, look, look
Afghan Dan yeah, I'm still number one, the best spitter in my town, that's cushty don
There's about 8 spitters in the whole town, but out all of them, I'm the funky one
Fuck Mitchell, the guy just dusty don
Somebody tell me where the fuck's he from
You see, I heard there's a muppet in Blackpool, yeah, well he must be one
See, thinks he's sick, but he must be wrong
'Cause if I, punch a [?], he come be gone
And if I, bust a clip, he come be gone
B-b-b-bye bye Mitchell, suck your mum
Yeah yeah, if there's a cat round here, he must be one
If he's smoking crack, then it must be chron
B-b-b-bye bye Mitchell, suck your mum
Yeah, yeah
And what, you think you're hot, but you're not
You think you're sick but you're not
I'll beat you up for your watch, then I'll take all the p's that you got
You better flick them beans for the top and stick them filthy white frees in the wash
'Cause you're a nerd bro, and that's it, you ain't no G don't chat shit
Your birds got nits, and a flat tit, looks so skinny and that, look
Yo, I swear down, I seen more size on a matchstick
His dad's got a pussy down there, and his grandma's got biceps and a fat dick
It's mad shit, yo
Check this, fuck him, look, look, look, look
I'm like, don't watch that though, you don't wanna start bussin' out black jokes
End up in the back of a white van like the last bloke, trust me you don't want that though
Just stop flexin' your chest like Rambo
Man'll get chopped up quick like a mango
Think you can merk me, err, that's joke