S'happening
Danny Martin, Afghan Dan
Look
Liam Shelton, your teeth look blacker than me
Let me tell you something, look, look

You little cheeky bastards, you little cheeky twat
Liam, you're just a cheeky bastard
You little cheeky twat
Dylan, you're just a cheeky bastard
You little cheeky-
Most of your ex-best friends wanna be me
Gyal wanna see me, yo

No more gas, no more bullshit, let's talk facts
You used to message me bare on Facebook, pussyhole
But I never messaged you back
But don’t watch that, just watch this
Afghan Dan’s 'bout to take the piss
Afghan Dan’s 'bout to cross the line and start terrorising this little bitch, like

I’m going to tell you a quick story
About this kid called Callum
He thought he was sick 'cause he jumped up on the bandwagon
And his shitty arse got flapping
I ain't talking about chips, when I say
That pussyhole's going to start flapping
Oh, no more gassing, check this, look
I got a phone call from my bredrin
He just got back from the 'dam
Said that he’s got something interesting
Needs it testing
So I rolled up a J in the purple o' haze on my way back to the estate
And it made my head spin
No question, made a suggestion
Left him with a heavy investment
Now it's me getting 'round town on a bad boy round telling clowns that I've got the best in
Not a lot but its more than y-
Not to mention your girl's been texting
Asking me what colour boxers I'm flexing
Started sexting
Said that she want to come mine for a night of stretching
Next ting, check this, look

I’m too much, I’m too much
Them man over there just gassed fam, try talk shit, say they want to clash man
But I don’t clash, I hulk smash man
Afghan Dan’s got too many-
Too many stories, too many pars
Fucked off too many friends in the past 10 years
But I still got too many dawgs
Too many dawgs, too many pars
Trust me man’s rolled too many-
Might kick back with my dogs and I’m feeding the cats and I holla at too many sharks
I’m number 1 in my town when it comes to grime
I’m topping off too many charts
So maybe the reason I get gassed is because they're popping off too many farts
Too many farts

Jesus you little crack head
Danny Martin
Afghan Dan
Take over business, yeah
Body bag season
Check this, BG Media
Look, you little scruffy bastards
Alright, alright
That’s it, no more vids
Sugar puff business