[Verse One]
I don't wanna have someone hold my hand to paint my nails
While a robot does my laundry
I don't wanna see anyone move to outerspace at all
While you clone and create like madmen
And I don't wanna have a conversation with Google Home
While people throw their stones at me
I don't wanna ban real shops where there's no walking home alone
I always liked some lowness in the place
[Pre-Chorus]
Welcome, welcome
To the new age of humanity
Never mind your screams, never mind your sanity
Come in, come in
To the new age of humanity
Never mind your dreams, never mind your sanity
[Chorus]
C'mon, c'mon, honey, welcome to the Capitol
We be splittin' into factions, we be singin' carols like it don't snap at all
Let's go, let's go, darling, welcome to the Capitol
We be runnin' through the mazes, we be makin' movies like it don't snap at all
Welcome to the Capitol
[Verse Two]
I don't wanna live life like Keller, believe me, you need asylums
What is the world coming to, honey?
I don't wanna live life where people cry 'cause you made 'em look freakish
And we're all turnin' on each other, yeah, like
[Pre-Chorus]
Welcome, welcome
To the new age of humanity
Never mind your screams, never mind your sanity
Come in, come in
To the new age of humanity
Never mind your dreams, never mind your sanity
[Chorus]
C'mon, c'mon, honey, welcome to the Capitol
We be splittin' into factions, we be singin' carols like it don't snap at all
Let's go, let's go, darling, welcome to the Capitol
We be runnin' through the mazes, we be makin' movies like it don't snap at all
Welcome to the Capitol
[Bridge]
Like, "Let's dye our skin magenta, and wear a bit of whiskers"
Yeah, like, "We're gonna make plant creatures, crimes that attract cat teachers"
Yeah, like, "Welcome to the Capitol, it's the new Chicago"
Like, "Welcome to the Capitol, it's the new New York, y'all"
DNA tests for Marmite and Halloween eyes tonight
They be like
[Chorus]
C'mon, c'mon, honey, welcome to the Capitol
We be splittin' into factions, we be singin' carols like it don't snap at all
Let's go, let's go, darling, welcome to the Capitol
We be runnin' through the mazes, we be makin' movies like it don't snap at all
Welcome to the Capitol
