[Intro: Captain Man, Kid Danger & Piper]
Fight song
Fight song
This is the fight song
This is the fight song
This is the fight song
There will be fighting in this song
Fighting that is done through song

[Verse 1: Goomer, Captain Man, Kid Danger & Piper, Frankini]
Round 1
Fight song
Random girl
Fight song
Little girl, let's see
Can you sing as high as me?

[Chorus: Captain Man, Kid Danger & Piper]
This is the fight song

[Verse 2: Goomer, Captain Man, Kid Danger & Piper, Frankini]
Round 2
Fight song
Kid Danger
Fight song
Well, kid let's see
Can you sing as long as me?
[Chorus: Captain Man, Kid Danger & Piper]
This is the fight song

[Verse 2: Goomer, Captain Man, Kid Danger & Piper, Frankini, Captain Man]
Round 3
Fight song
The Captain
Fight song
Okay, let's see
Can you sing as low as me?
Please! My name's Captain Man, I've got testosterone built into my name. Beat that. Uh, let me try that again. Don't look at me!

[Outro: Goomer & Frankini]
Riffs!
Yeah, yeah
Beat box!
Scat!