[Verse 1]
Well, I've been hanging out with my Rebel son Kid Rock
And I don't really like this stuff they call Hip-Hop
But he's sure been good to me
And I'm still trying to make him see
In country music, you just can't say the 'F' word
My son Shelton says he's been having a hard time
Yeah, he does great shows but he's just gotta speak his own mind
Well, I wonder where that came from?
I guess he's a real son of a gun
Take the old man's advice, be nice, and lose the 'F' word

[Chorus]
No, no, in country music, you just can't say the 'F' word
Oh, we've come a long way but it's best if that one's not heard
Oh, we've had some hells and damns
But we don't say "bitch," we say, "Why, yes ma'am."
'Cause in country music, you just don't use the 'F' word

[Verse 2]
Today's hot new country, it sounds pretty good to me
But it's time for basics, our roots and some reality
You gotta scrape me off of the ceiling
When Mrs. Hawkins says it with feeling
But in country music, you just can't say the 'F' word
[Chorus]
No, no, in country music, you just don't use the 'F' word
Oh, we've come a long way but it's best if that one's not heard
Oh, we've had some hells and damns
But we would never say that, we'd say, "Why, yes ma'am."
'Cause in country music, we just don't use the 'F' word

[Outro]
Some of these guys say it five hundred times
But in country music you don't use it one damn line
Oh, in country music, we don't say the 'F' word