[Spoken Word: Trugoy the Dove and Posdnuos]
STOP!

Hello, you have now stopped on the third floor
Three feet high and rising
And now, skip to my loop
Skip to my loop, skip to my loop!
Skip to my loop
Hello, daisies bloom yesterday, today and tomorrow
Skip to my loop, skip to my loop
Skip to my loop, skip to my loop
If I ever was a faggot, I would never flaunt something unnecessary, skip to my loop (Skip to my loop)

[Outro: Posdnuos]
Look, guys: I've got enough of this, and I would not tolerate it, skip to my loop
This is Granny, to all you big bad wolves
Skip to my loop, skip to...
Ah, baby! It's over-