My mother taught me, I use the whole chicken
The secret is cooking it alive

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A legitimate form of punishment
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Legalized by both the church and the state
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(No, oh)
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Especially for you
(Oh my god)

Hey, I'm gonna fuckin', ah-hh, kill that fuckin' guy, by cutting off his balls and putting 'em in my fucking tomato sauce

I'll take a derelict's pussy
I'll take a derelict's pussy
I'll take a derelict's pussy
She'll take her constipated turd and have her masturbate herself into a bowl of pus

Alright, I've got ya Joey, yeah, you're really a fuckin' murderer
I don't know what I would do, slit his throat

And I'd crumble up all the scabs and have the shit and the pus from the derelict's pussy, mixed up with the scabs

Now those of you who are weak-willed or cowards, would've fled by now, or, or regurgitated over the seats in front of you
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Take a deep breath
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Do you really think you can get away with this?

[?]

That's entertainment, that's entertainment
That's entertainment, [?]
That's entertainment, that's entertainment
That's entertainment, [?]
That's entertainment, that's entertainment
That's entertainment, [?]

Then I'd put my own vomit in there
Then I'd put my own vomit
Then I'd put my own vomit in there
And then I'd go to a barber shop, and get all the hair from the floor, and I'd put that in there too
And then, I'd go to some more bums, and get a scraper, and I'd scrape the plaque off their teeth

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Legalized by both the church and the state
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(No, oh)
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Something that may happen to you
We have a little entertainment planned for you today
A legitimate form of punishment
We have a little entertainment planned for you today
Legalized by both the church and the state
We have a little entertainment planned for you today