[Intro]
I know it's the holidays and I wanna send love to everyone. But you know Shia Labeouf did something last week that made me feel some type of way. And I know it's the holidays but as a Jewish dude, he's Jewish right? He didn't even come talk to me about tryna get in the game? Facts, facts

[Verse]
Shia Labeouf you gotta face facts
You only started rapping cause you film career's whack
Speaking of whack, your tattoos are that
If you saw Big, you'd probably get slapped
Matter of fact don't rap on his tracks
Don't mention his name, don't open your yap
With shit, Missy, Big, Pac
Happy Thanksgiving, come feast on my cock