[Intro]
Plans made in the nursery
Can change the course of history
Remember that

[Verse 1]
Mummy's annoyed, says "Go and play"
Don't show your face, stay away all day
Shouldn't have done that

[Verse 2]
Small boy and his infantry
Marching around so naturally
Shouldn't have done that

[Interlude]

[Verse 3]
Grows up and goes to school
Such a nice boy, obeys all the rules
Mummy's proud of that

[Verse 4]
Leaves school to follow his ambition
Knows what he wants to be a politician
Shouldn't have done that