[Intro: bbno$]
You know, I saw this girl yesterday
I think she lives next door
Alright, I'ma be a little dick, a little prick
I'ma come in a little slick, hey

[Verse 1: bbno$]
I said, "Do you want a boyfriend?" Well, I could be it
I'm looking for a girlfriend, wanna be it?
I'm on Bumble, Tinder, never got a match
Yeah, humble, single, hubby to the max
Yeah, I'm not that great in the sheets, I'll be honest (Uh, uh)
When I'm working with a goddess like you
Can I holla at you? Tryna make you my boo
Tryna-tryna keep cool, over with the tissues
Yeah, it's kinda funny she made a big boy blush
She be sweet like honеy, like a sugar-sugar rush
And I'm spending the monеy, huh-huh, hope it ain't lust
And I hope ya hungy', huh, I made you banana pancakes
You don’t need to say thanks, maybe just a kiss? (Smooch, ah)
Ah, I'ma have to pop the question "Do you wanna have some kids?"
Wait-wait-wait, use protection?
Yeah, trust me it's a lesson we don't need to raise attention

[Chorus: MAX]
'Cause I've been waiting
For someone with that extra special something
Wonder if it could be you
You're everything that I've been looking for
Here's what I'd do
If I had a girlfriend like you
[Post-Chorus: MAX, bbno$]
Yeah
If I had a girlfriend like you
Tryna make you my boo
Tell me what you can't do? (Oh baby)
If I had a girlfriend like you

[Verse 2: MILLI]
"I need a boyfriend", they made me say
Look at that guy there, he might be gay
In my mother sight, you can't fucking lie, bitch
Now, I'm gonna tell y'all she want my boyfriend like this
"He should be rich and happy, not too skinny
Kind and cute and kinda handsome ด้วยนะลูก"
Yeah, mommy, shu, shu
Maybe, maybe, yeah, kinda boyfriend like you
But sorry นะ, baby, I want a girlfriend too

[Chorus: MAX, MILLI]
I've been waiting (I've been waiting)
For someone with that extra special something (With that extra special)
Wonder if it could be you (Oh)
You're everything that I've been looking for (I've been looking for)
Here's what I'd do (Yeah, yeah)
If I had a girlfriend like you
(Like you, like you, like you, uh)
[Post-Chorus: MAX, bbno$]
Yeah
If I had a girlfriend like you
Tryna make you my boo
Tell me what you can't do?
Oh, baby (Uh)
If I had a girlfriend like you, nah-nah
If I had a girlfriend like you, nah-nah (Nah-nah, nah-nah-)
If I had a girlfriend like you, nah-nah (Nah-nah, nah-nah-)