[Verse 1]
If I could come up with a better excuse
I will, but I can't, so I won't
I'll just tell you the truth that

[Chorus]
I really think you're hot and
I'm afraid your friend is not
And though I think it's great that she could stay
I'd rather spend this time alone with you

[Verse 2]
If I could find one friend
Who would hook up with yours
I will, but I can't, so I won't
And if I could lie and say
That I wish she could stay
I will, but I don't, so I won't
Why won't she go away?

[Chorus]
Look I think your friend's ok
And there's no easy way for me to say
So could you ask your friend
If she could leave
Just so I could be alone with you
Alone with you
[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
I don't think she knows
That I want her so to go
I'm not sure if you do too
So tell me if you want
To be alone with me too
So we could just ask her to leave
I can't make my move
If she stays here in my room
Unless you say it's ok
Then I guess she could stay

[Chorus]
If you really think it's fine
And if you promise me that she won't mind
I guess it ok if she wants to stay
As long as I can be alone with you
Alone with you
Alone with you
Alone with you

[Verse 4]
If she was hot like you
I would ask her to join
But she's not, so she'll just
Have to watch TV