[Verse 1]
You can beat me up
Call me names
Steal my bike
Go insane
I don't care if you rearrange my face
I don't mind
You can burn my toys
And the books I read
Still it won't matter to me
Cause with one big gulp
I'll swallow it up and smile

[Chorus]
Because I'm
The incredible absorbing man
And I'm
Gonna do the best I can
Till you finally understand

[Verse 2]
I'm calm
I'm serene
Not a word is getting through me
When you scream
I'm a sponge
I soak it up
All the crap you put me through
Won't make me give up
[Chorus]
Because I'm
The incredible absorbing man
And I'm
Gonna do the best I can
Because I'm
The incredible absorbing man
And I'm
Gonna do the best I can
Till you finally understand

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]
I will never falter
I will never quit
Youll never find another
Who'll put up with your shit
I will never falter
I will never quit
Youll never find another
Who'll put up with your shit
I will never falter
I will never quit
Youll never find another
Who'll put up with your shit
I will never falter
[Chorus]
Because I'm
The incredible absorbing man
And I'm
Gonna do the best I can
Because I'm
The incredible absorbing man
And I'm
Gonna do the best I can
Till you finally understand