Parokya Ni Edgar
Anti-Matter
[Verse 1]
I have a Mormon friend from Makati
And he said he does not drink coffee
I said hey that's okay
You sleep better that way
You're my friend then that's all that should matter

[Verse 2]
I have a Muslim friend in New York
And she said she won't have any pork
I said hey that's okay
You'll stay healthy that way
You're my friend then that's all that should matter

[Verse 3]
I have a Christian friend from La Salle
At paglagi syang nagdarasal
Na sila ay manalo against Ateneo
He's my friend then that's all that should matter

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 4]
One day I ask 'bout what would they say
If I told them I think I am gay
They said hey it's okay
If you're happy that way
You're our friend and that's all that should matter
They said hey it's okay
We don't mind that you're gay
You're our friend and that's all that should matter
[Skit]
Bakit, bakla ka ba?
Hindi, pero kung oo, may problema ba?
Wala, basta 'wag mo 'kong rape-in
Gago, si Buwi 'yung gusto ko 'no

[Skit]
Bakit, bakla ka ba?
Hindi, pero kung oo, may problema ba?
Wala, basta 'wag mo 'kong rape-in
Gago, si Buwi 'yung gusto ko 'no
Ay, pareho tayo

[Skit]
Bakit, bakla ka ba?
Hindi, pero kung oo, may problema ba?
Wala, basta 'wag mo 'kong rape-in
Gago, si Buwi 'yung gusto ko 'no

[Skit]
Bakit? Bakla ka ba?
Hindi, eh ikaw? (Ano?)
Ano'ng "ano"? (Ha?)