[Verse 1]
She keeps her lover on ice
She keeps a fire in the grate
He's got a movement in his cellar
Oh, he's a danger to the state

[Chorus]
Oh, watch out for the normal people
There's more of us than there's of you (Of us than you)
Well you're a real lucky bugger
That you haven't been discovered
Ain't it true? Ain't it true?

[Verse 2]
She has a genuine fridge (Oh oh oh)
He's got a night on the town (Oh oh oh)
Their receptions too good (Oh oh oh)
They've got 2 up and 2 down

[Chorus]
But watch out for the normal people
There's more of us than there's of you (Of us than you)
Well you're a real lucky bugger
That you haven't been discovered
Ain't it true? Ain't it true?
[Bridge]
Normal can and normal will
When normal Jack meets normal Jill
A normal wedding on a normal pill
They bought a normal house on your average, scenic, normal hill
They live there still

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
He's got a family connection (Uncle Jack)
She's got an uncle in steel (Auntie Jill)
He gets depressed in the evening (Take their pills)
She thinks she know how he feels

[Chorus]
But watch out for the normal people
There's more of us than there's of you (Of us than you)
Well you're a real lucky bugger
That you haven't been discovered
You're a real lucky bugger
That you haven't been discovered
You're a real lucky bugger
That you haven't been discovered
Ain't it true? Ain't it true?
[Outro]
Well, I lied to you
Well, sometimes I do
So what to you?