[Chorus: Gene, Jocelyn, Tammy & Zeke]
We're going to dinner, we're going to dinner

[Verse 1: Gene (G), Jocelyn (J), Tammy (Ta), Tina (Ti) & Zeke (Z)]
Z: Look at all of these plump and popular turkeys
G, J & Ta: We're gonna make
Z: Great Thanksgiving dinner guests
TaYeah, because we're conventionally attractive turkeys
Not like that quirky turkey over there
Ti: Hi
J: Ew, don't talk to us
Ta: Yeah, go away, we've been invited
J & Ta: To special dinners as special guests

[Chorus: Gene, Jocelyn, Tammy & Zeke & Jocelyn]
We're going to dinner, we're going to dinner
Wе're so glad that we're not-not going to dinnеr
Like that quirky turkey, ew

[Verse 2: Tina]
Why can't I be like the other turkeys?
They're all out having fun
Is it 'cause I'm scrawny and have glasses and rather smallish buns?
There he is, my crush
The most handsome pig, what a rush (Yeah)
Man, oh, man, I dig that pig
[Verse 3: Gene (G), Jocelyn (J), Tammy (Ta) & Zeke (Z)]
G: I thought I was a guest, but they just want me for my breast
Z: Much to my surprise they're all staring at my thighs
Ta: They all look starving and ready for the carving
G: Why don't they eat a pig instead?
J: Oh God they're chopping off my head
*Scream*

[Verse 4: Tina]
I used to spend my time
Wishing for a plump behind
But now those birds with perfect bodies
Are decapitated hotties
I wished I was someone else
But it takes guts to be yourself

[Outro]
Now I've got the guts
I've got the glory
I like my scrawny stuff and
I'm here to tell my story
I've got the guts, do you have the guts to be yourself?