[Verse 1]
If I were you
I'd drive 90 in my subaru
Match my outfits with my hairdo
Block my calls just to mess with you

[Pre-Chorus]
Leaving back door every night before you get up
No heads up

[Chorus]
Quit lying to yourself and everybody else
Thinking I'm a better version of myself
Holding it together, don't know how you do
If I were you, I'd hate me
Quit lying to yourself and everybody else
I think that you're better off with someone else
Holding it together, don't know how you do
If I were you, I'd hate me
(If I were you, If I were you, I'd hate me too)
(If I were you, If I were you, I'd hate me too)

[Verse 2]
If I were you
I'd talk to strangers in the bathroom
Making new friends, I don't have to
Cross my legs on the barstool
[Pre-Chorus]
Leaving back door every night before you get up
No heads up

[Chorus]
Quit lying to yourself and everybody else
Thinking I'm a better version of myself
Holding it together, don't know how you do
If I were you, I'd hate me
Quit lying to yourself and everybody else
I think that you're better off with someone else
Holding it together, don't know how you do
If I were you, I'd hate me
(If I were you, If I were you, I'd hate me too)
(If I were you, If I were you, I'd hate me too)

If I were you, I'd hate me
(If I were you, If I were you, I'd hate me too)
(If I were you, If I were you, I'd hate me too)