[Verse 1]
Muscle and sinew, and not much upstairs
'Bout thirty-five and full of grey hair
Yeah, I wonder, is that enough there?
Never thought twice, not once in his life
And his jaw's about to crack from the constant use of ice
It's best not to stare

[Chorus]
Because there's no lights, no ones to go home
If they're not on, just leave it alone
And his eyes still shakin' all across the room
He's the type of guy to make the ladies swoon

[Verse 2]
The last few years have been pretty rough on him
I mean, it's not his fault he was born so fuckin' dim
Last Tuesday's wife just up and left him
So stand up tall and assert yourself
Best way to make yourself important is to make everyone else
Feel really small

[Chorus]
Because there's no lights, no ones to go home
If they're not on, just leave it alone
And his eyes still shakin' all across the room
He's the type of guy to make the ladies swoon
[Verse 3]
Human contact, a desire to be held
Never gonna happen, non-existent in his little world
A small man in tortoise-shell sunglasses
A tiny life, it starts to erupt
But his fat lip felt just done enough
To inject his little Earth

[Chorus]
Because there's no lights, no ones to go home
If they're not on, just leave it alone
And his eyes still shakin' all across the room
He's the type of guy to make the ladies
Make the ladies swoon