[Intro]

[Verse 1]
Sink or swim, can I come in?
My hands are shakin' with anticipation
Are we too close'; will they all know?
I'll wrap our little world in cotton wool

[Chorus 1]
I'm your knight in synthetic fibres
Together you and I can disappoint your father
You and I can go and get matching tracksuits
In the colours of the feelings that I harbour for you

[Verse 2]
It doesn't help, you know, that we may never show
The outward signs we're blooming; we're just flowers in the mud
I'll drink your coffee then just leave
Because we probably don't need to see what happens if I end up in your bed again

[Chorus 2]
I'm your knight in synthetic fibres
Promise we never have to talk about your father
You and I can go and get matching tracksuits
In the colours of the feelings that I harbour for you
[Instrumental]

[Chorus 1]
I'm your knight in synthetic fibres
Together you and I can disappoint your father
You and I can go and get matching track suits
In the colours of the feelings that I harbour for you