[Verse 1]
Well, I thought all my friends were sane
Then I met this kid in the fourth grade
"Let's go throw rocks
Through the neighbor's windows!"
I never wanted to go
He would always make me
He would always make me

[Pre-Chorus]
I wanna know what you were thinking
I wanna know what you were drinking

[Chorus]
Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
Have another drink
Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
He's the guy passing out and crashing on your couch
Mark Cruce, have another drink
Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
He's the guy pissing in the front yard of your house
Mark Cruce

[Verse 2]
Through the years, not a whole lot's changed
How 'bout that party where
You stole the beer tap
Off some burnout's keg, yeah
I really hope that you know
I almost got my ass beat
Almost got my ass beat
[Pre-Chorus]
I wanna know what you were thinking
I wanna know what you were drinking

[Chorus]
Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
Have another drink
Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
He's the guy with the bat that took your mailbox out
Mark Cruce, have another drink
Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
Setting fire to bags of shit outside your neighbor's house
Mark Cruce, have another drink
Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
Have another drink
Mark Cruce, whoa-oh
Yeah, have another drink
Fuck you, whoa-oh
Have another drink
Mark Cruce, whoa-oh