[Chorus]
Dance
Doom
Dance of Doom
Dance
Dance of Doom

[Pre-Verse]
Dance of Doom, here we go

[Verse 1]
Put out your arms and shake your head
Roll back your eyes just like you're dead
One hand hip, other hand hip
Take two steps and triple front flip
Take off your legs but keep your pants on
Then take off your head and throw it at your mom
Now that you're lighter, do a push-up
And out of your neck hole, quack like a duck
Lie on the ground and just stay put
And wait 'til a human steps on you and hurts their foot
Here comes the chorus then I'll show you soon
How to do the rest of the Dance of Doom

[Chorus]
Dance
Doom
Dance of Doom
Dance
Dance of Doom
[Verse 2]
Now bend your arm then bend it back
You're doing it wrong if you don't hear it crack
Right side down, left side down
Just a little lower, now you're underground
Remove some ribs so you can kick your own face
Roll down some stairs, then take a lunch break

[Smooth Jazz Lunch Break Interlude]

[Verse 2 (Cont.)]
Punch punch kick, punch punch kick
Spin forty times and land in the splits
Now it's time for a corn dog sword fight
You're doing it wrong if that feels right
Replace your scalp with snakes
Or really any piece that LEGO makes
Juggle with some boulders
While you crowd surf on skeleton soldiers
Now clap your hands
Then squeeze your pituitary gland
You'll grow a little bigger pretty quickly
And destroy the dance floor, literally

[Chorus]
Dance
Doom
Dance of Doom
Dance
Dance of Doom
[Bridge]
Plastic ninjas in your room
They're all doing the Dance of Doom
Plastic ninjas in your room
They're all doing the Dance of Doom
Plastic ninjas in your room
They're all doing the Dance of Doom
Plastic ninjas in your room
They're all doing the Dance of Doom
Dance of Doom
Dance of Doom

[Chorus]
Dance
Doom
Dance of Doom
Dance
Dance of Doom

[Outro]
Oooh, ahhh
Dance of Doom