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[Part 1: Hotel Room]

[Intro: Joji]
Mmmm-mmm, ooh-ooh, yeah

Joji: "We're going fishing today. Maybe we'll catch some bass, maybe we'll catch some... tilapia? Tilapia's a very invasive species."

[Song]

TV Ad: "[?], stressed and tense? Sound familiar?"
Joji: "Nope."
TV Ad: "But what if there was a way to experience peace? What if I told you that it was possible in today's crazy, chaotic world to be anxious for nothing? -is to help you live a life that is anxious for nothing coming directly from God's word."

[Part 2: Fishing, Pt. 1]

Joji: "Wow. Some real nature shit."

Joji "I already fucked it up... I already fucked it up."
Cameraman: "You could try..."
Joji: "Fucking trash. Fuck that."
Cameraman: "Hahahaaaa... aaah, hahahuha. You got a big ass fish

Woman: "That was far."
Joji: "[?]"
Cameraman: "You're so strong. That shit is tight, right here. From this angle."

[Part 3: DON'T U KNOW I LOVE U]

[Verse: Joji]
Don't you know I love you?
Baby, don't you know I love you?
Oh oh, oh oh
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeeaah
Don't you know I love you?

Cameraman: "Hey, there's some good stuff in there."

[Part 4: Fishing, Pt. 2]

Woman: "And you haven't caught anything? Nope?"
Cameraman: "Just a herp, fuckin' ligma."
Joji: "Ligma."
Woman: "How long you been here?"
Joji: "We been here, like-"
Woman: "[?]"
Cameraman: "Yup, we caught a couple ligmas, though."
Joji: "Yeah, we been trying to catch some ligma."
Cameraman: "Uh."
Woman: "You've been trying to catch, what word?"
Joji: "Catch some ligma."
Woman: "Probably got a great, oh. Sorry, [?]"
Joji: "There's a lot of ligma in this river."
Woman: "Did you say Nigma?"
Joji: "Ligma!"
Woman: "Are we gonna like, sing music together?"
Joji: "What!? Perhaps."

Joji: "That's why the motherfuckin' fish are gone."

Joji: "You're such a fucking ho, I love it."

Woman: "Kade, did you ask their names?"
Kade: "What's your name?"
Woman: "Look 'em in the eye when you shake their hand."
Joji: "How you doin', nice to meet you buddy."
Cameraman: "Sup buddy, how you doin'?"
Kade: "What's your name?"
Joji: "I'm Cam'ron."
Woman: "I feel like that's 'Cam Ron'."
Joji: "Yeah."
Woman: "It's Cam'r- he said it was too hard."
Kid: "Mommy."
Joji: "Understandable. It's-It's a pretty... it's a pretty accentive name, you know. It's French."
Camerman: "It's Fr- hahaha."
Joji: "I don't blame nobody."

[Part 5: Back to the Hotel]

Joji: "At the end of the day, you get to see some nature, you know. Pop on the big Chevron. And it's-it's not, it's not all that bad, is what someone, someone of... good nurture might say."

Cameraman: "Shit, oh, dude, that's like a, coyote."
Man 1: "That's a coyote my n***a."
Cameraman: "What do we do?"
Man 2: "Just chill."
Joji: "California, is not so safe. Alright, let's-let's get the fuck outta here. I'm done."

[Part 6: Joji Juggling]

Smokepurpp - Nephew (feat. Lil Pump)

[Song]

[Song]

[Part 7: Backstage]

Joji: "Strange."
Cameraman: "Little bit."
Joji: "A little bit?"
Cameraman: "Yeah."
Joji: "What can we do about it?"
Cameraman: "No, you're fine. I was just kidding."
Joji: "No you're not."
Woman: "It looks good."
Cameraman: "Is that good?"
Joji: "I don't mind, I don't-"
Woman: "Strange is good."
Joji: "As long as it don't look like, off-putting."
Cameraman: "No, you're not off-putting."
Joji: "Okay, then it's fine."
Man: "What's off-putting?"
Woman: "Yeah!"

Joji - SLOW DANCING IN THE DARK

[Part 8: CAN U HEAR ME]

Woman: "Maybe go a little faster? [?] slo-mo."

[Verse: Joji]
Spit, spit
Lalalalalalala
I got sharpies in my [?]
Drop three lines, and test my [?]
Drop three lines, and rest my [?]
Lalalalalalala
Can you hear me, can you hear me? (Lalalalalalala)
Lalalalala-

[Outro: Joji]
Oooooh, ooooh, oooh (Ooh)
Woo, woo, ooooh, uh

[Part 9: CAN'T GET OVER YOU REMIX, Pt. 1]

Joji: "Call me Tiger Woods, but like, the honey flavor. Wahaha!"

[Verse: Joji]
Tell me more, I got a box cutter with your name on it
Tell me more, I can't stay this long on the same topic
I don't know you, but would I fall in love with you?

[Part 10: Waiting]

Man 1: "We're waiting on a final [?] that he'd pulled out [?] until that tracklist is locked down."
Man 2: "I mean, we can go late. It's more that the way they analog transfer like, two or more."
Man 1: "He leaked his entire album."
Man 2: "Yeah."
Woman: "I think I've seen him, [?]"
Joji: "Yeah."

Man: "[?]"
Woman: "[?]"
Man: "[?] so, I only had one burger left, so."
Woman: "One burger left. [?]."
Man: "Well I can-"
Joji: "Oh, now it's warm."
Man: "[?]"
Joji: "Oh, cool."

Cameraman: "Are you ready, can you put those on?"

[Part 11: CAN'T GET OVER YOU REMIX, Pt. 2]

Joji: "And then like, I-I'm gonna- I like using lot's of fast zooms, in 'n' out, so just like-"
Cameraman: "Yeah. Hell yeah."

[Chorus: Joji]
Over you
Over you, over you
Over you, over you
Over you, over you

Cameraman: "-that tight, and then yeah."
Joji: "Yeah, ready?"
Cameraman: "Yup."

[Verse: Joji]
Tell me more, I got a box cutter with your name on it
Tell me more, I can't stay this long on the same topic
I don't know you, but would I fall in love with you? (you)
I don't know you, but would I fall in love with you?

[Refrain: Joji]
I don't know you
Don't know you
Love with you
Love with you
Love with you
Love with you
Love with you
Love with you