[Verse 1]
They call me Ditzy Doo
Good morning, how are you?
I'm Ditzy Doo!
I have two funny eyes
They also call me Bright Eyes
But that's

[Chorus]
Not my real name
My real name is Derpy Hooves
A pleasure meeting you!

[Verse 2]
I deliver all the mail
They tell me I'm a bother
But I know I'm getting better
I'll show you what I mean
And you can

[Chorus]
Tell me if you think
I'm being careful with the mail
I don't remember street names
'Cause I go by faces
[Verse 3]
Sometimes I'm late for work
Because quite often
I lock myself in from outside
I'll keep searching for the door key
'Til I see the open window

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 4]
Some day somepony else besides me will
Call me by real name they will

[Vocal Solo]
Call me Derpy Hooves
Good morning, how are you?
I'm Derpy Hooves
I have two funny eyes
They also call me Bright Eyes
But that's

[Chorus]
Not my real name
My real name is Derpy Hooves
A pleasure meeting you!
[Verse 2]
I deliver all the mail
They tell me I'm a bother
But I know I'm getting better
I'll show you what I know
And you can

[Chorus]
Tell me if you think
I'm being careful with the mail
My real name is Derpy
But they call me Ditzy Doo!