[BROOKE, spoken]
This is my favorite place behind the school
[sung]
Being here
With you right now
Our future is so clear
Our union is so near
[BROOKE & THE SQUIP]
Being here
With you right now
I'll tenderly guide you
[THE SQUIP]
Just take me inside you
Forever
Your life was so pitiful before
Now it's time to go all the way
And more
[THE SQUIP & (JEREMY)]
You gotta' get an upgrade (Upgrade)
Upgrade
You gotta get an upgrade (Upgrade)
Upgrade
[THE SQUIP]
Don't worry about the guilt you feel
Just take a breath
And seal the deal
Damn!
Gotta get an upgrade
You gotta get an upgrade
[JAKE]
Do you wanna come over
To my place tonight?
We'll get all sporty
And play cricket
Or get a forty
And just kick it
My parents won't be home
So its alright
They laundered money
Now they're on the run
[CHRISTINE, spoken]
Wait- Th- That's illegal
[JAKE]
Which means the house is empty
So, that's fun
Oh yeah, yeah
[JAKE & (CHRISTINE)]
Never hung with a girl like you before
I don't know if you know it
But I am sure
That for me, you are an upgrade (Upgrade)
Upgrade
Let's be each other's
Upgrade (Oh wow)
Upgrade
[CHRISTINE]
Well I am flattered
This is new
Still, I'm not sure
What I should do
[JAKE]
You gotta' take the upgrade
[BOTH]
Gotta' take the upgrade
[THE SQUIP]
C-c-c c'mon
Jeremy, can't you see
We got a plan
Now be a man
You start with Brooke
And then, progress
And we assess
And soon, success
Will intervene
By which, I mean...
Christine
[JEREMY]
Christine
[BOTH & (ENSEMBLE)]
Christine (Christine)
[ENSEMBLE]
Christine, Christine
[JEREMY, spoken]
Michael?
Where have you been all day?
[MICHAEL, spoken]
Really?
So, you're not the one who's been avoiding me?
[THE SQUIP, spoken]
It's called optic nerve blocking
I have been blocking Michael from your field of vision
[JEREMY, spoken]
Wait, what?
[THE SQUIP, spoken]
Michael is a link to "Jeremy 1.0"
To upgrade you have to be willing to make sacrifices
[MICHAEL, spoken]
Seriously, what's up with you?
You've been acting shady ever since-- since...
It worked, didn't it?
Jeremy, that's amazing!
We gotta test it out-
No, we gotta celebrate!
We gotta...
Get stoned in my basement!
[JEREMY]
I already know what it's like to...
Be the loser
I should find out what it's like to...
Not be the loser
I don't wanna' be special
I just wanna be
Chill as life will allow
Should I take the upgrade?
[THE SQUIP, ENSEMBLE & (JEREMY)]
Upgrade, upgrade, upgrade, upgrade (Should I take the upgrade?)
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now
[JEREMY]
And I wasn't sure before
But now I wanna' go all the way
And more
So gimme that
Upgrade (upgrade, upgrade)
Gimme that
[JEREMY & ENSEMBLE]
Upgrade, upgrade, upgrade
Tried to be genuine and true
But now it's time for something new
So gimme that
Upgrade, upgrade, upgrade
Gimme that
Upgrade, upgrade, upgrade
Really it doesn't matter how
I'm getting the upgrade right now!
[MICHAEL, spoken]
Jeremy, are you coming?
[JEREMY, spoken]
Optic nerve blocking, on
[THE SQUIP, spoken]
Now, let's get to work
[ENSEMBLE]
Ah, ah, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!