[LISA]
I'm bored, I'm awesome, it's almost one
The internet's down and my homework's done
And I'm sick of brown and it looks like fun
So I'm gonna dye my hair blue

I'm independent, I'm totally rad
Gonna dye my hair, gonna make Chris mad
And he'll make a snotty face and I'll say
"You're not my dad!"
No, I'm gonna do what I want to
And I wanna dye my hair blue

And it's gonna look like
Wonderful, super, fantastic, coolness, remarkable
Wonderful, super, fantastic, coolness, remarkable
Wonderful, super, fantastic, coolness, remarkable and blue

John's gonna love it I bet he'll say
"Man, I used to have blue hair back in the day"
...and I'll pretend I didn't know that and be all
"No way!"
No, I didn't know didn't have a clue
When I went and dyed my hair blue
You had nothin', had nothin' to do
With why I dyed my hair blue
Now I'm not one of those girls who does things for guys
Screw their compliments, I know they're all lies
I put blue in my hair 'cause I want blue there
Don't care what they say back at school
...but if John says he likes it...
Then it's like "whatever"
You know, it's like, "cool"

And if he does, I'll be
Wonderful, super, fantastic, coolness, remarkable
Wonderful, super, fantastic, coolness
He makes me feel!
Wonderful, super, fantastic, coolness, remarkable and blue

I'm not the brightest
I'm not the most colorful
I'm a really bad speller
I blend in, everyone always forgets my name
I hide my box of Barbies
In the cabinet underneath my TV

I'm not the coolest...
But pretty soon my hair will be!