[sung]
I love play rehearsal
Because it's the best
Because it is fun
I love play rehearsal
And I get depressed as soon as it's done

But not depressed as in like "kill yourself" depressed
No, I'm not into self-harm
Dude, I swear, here, check my arm!

See, I just use the word to emphasize the point
Show the passion that I got
I am passionate a lot

I've got mad, gigantic feelings
Red and frantic feelings
About most everything
Like gun control, like spring
Like if I'm living up to all I'm meant to be
I also have a touch of ADD

Oh-- uh… Where was I?
Oh, right!

I love play rehearsal
'Cause you are equipped with directions and text
Life is easy in rehearsal
You follow a script so you know what comes next
Anywho the point that I'm getting to is sometimes life can't
Work out in the way
It works out in the play
Only when I'm in a show am I the center of attention
Like when I'm Romeo or Sweeney Todd
And can I mention?

[spoken]
Those were two of my greatest roles
Did you see those?
Oh, also another great role was when I played Rum Tum Tugger in my middle school production of Cats.
Meow

[sung]
And no matter how hard I try
It's impossible to narrow down the many reasons why-y-y-y
I love play rehearsal
I happiness cry whenever it starts!
It's just so universal
Getting to try playing so many parts
Most humans do one thing for all of their lives
The thought of that gives me hives!
I've got so many interests I wanna pursue
And why am I telling this to you?
Guess there's a part of me that wants to
[spoken]
There’s also a part of me that wants to do this
[fart sound]
Eww, Joe. C'mon. Not on the album

[sung]
Back to play rehearsal
My brain is like "bzz"
My heart is like "wow!"
Because we're here at play rehearsal
And it's starting
We're starting
It's starting
Soon
Ooh