[GEORGE]
Ain't got no future
But I got ADD
I steal from 7/11
I'm fuckin' ugly

But she pretends she doesn't care
She laughs and smiles, fingers through my hair
And how? She must be ashamed of me

So I try, and I try to change myself
But my back's against a wall
And I don't deserve all the coolness of her
I don't deserve Lisa at all

[JOE]
Pollute my body
She makes me feel clean, clean, clean
I say I feel like I'm drownin'
And even though she don't, she say I know what you mean

Sign on to AOL and think of funny things to say
She'll always LOL, never pretends like she's away
Because she likes me for some reason

And I try and I try to change myself
But my back's against a wall
And I don't deserve all the coolness of her
I don't deserve Lisa at all
[GEORGE]
I know I'm dumb
I know I'm ugly
I know that she is not

[JOE]
I know if I were her I'd hate me
I hope that she does not

[BOTH]
I hope that she does not
I hope that she does not hate me, yeah
I hope that she does not

[GEORGE]
Because I try and I try to change myself
But my back's against a wall
And I don't deserve all the coolness of her
I don't deserve Lisa

[BOTH]
I try and I try to change myself
But my back's against a wall
And I don't deserve all the coolness of her
I don't deserve Lisa
I don't deserve Lisa
I don't deserve Lisa at all