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The Squip Enters
[JEREMY, spoken]
AAA-OH!!
[VOICE, spoken]
Target female inaccessible
[CHRISTINE, spoken]
Jeremy?
[JEREMY, spoken]
Oh, what the Hell?!
[VOICE, spoken]
Calibration in process. Please excuse some mild discomfort
[JEREMY, spoken]
Mild?
[CHRISTINE, spoken]
Jeremy, what's wrong?
[JAKE, spoken]
Dude, that freak is freaking out!
[VOICE, spoken]
Calibration complete. Access procedure initiated
[JEREMY, spoken]
Oh, wait, I'm fine. I just-
[VOICE, spoken]
Discomfort level may increase
[JEREMY, spoken]
AGH!!!
[VOICE, spoken]
Accessing neural memory
Accessing muscle memory
Access procedure complete
Jeremy Heere, welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor
Your SQUIP
[JEREMY, spoken]
You look like Keanu Reeves
[SQUIP, spoken]
My default mode. But I can see you may prefer to take instructions from Batman, Beyonce, a sexy anime cat girl with a tail-
[JEREMY, spoken]
Uh, Keanu's fine. Can everyone see you?
[SQUIP, spoken]
I exist only in your mind. All they see is you having an animated conversation with yourself. So, don't do that. Just think at me, like you're telepathic
[JEREMY, spoken]
Like in X-Men?
[SQUIP, spoken]
I can see this is going to be difficult. You wanna be more chill
[JEREMY, spoken]
Oh, you mean cool!
[SQUIP, spoken]
I do not!