Joe Iconis
Voices In My Head
[MR. HEERE]
You gotta buy her a rose
Compliment her on her clothes

[MICHAEL]
Say you appreciate that she's smart

[RICH]
No, man! You tell her that she excites you sexually

[MR. HEERE, MICHAEL, & RICH]
And that’s the way you get to her heart
Trust me, I know
How it's gonna go
Listen and oh

[JEREMY]
And there are voices in my ear
I guess these never disappear
I'll let ’em squeal
And I will deal
Then make up my own mind
Might still have voices in my head
But now they're just the normal kind
Voices in my head
But now they're the normal kind
[JENNA]
Make her feel welcomed and seen

[CHLOE]
Don't dump her on Halloween

[BROOKE]
Embrace the traits that make you so odd

[JAKE]
I'll throw you a rope, homeslice
If you need some dope advice

[JENNA, CHLOE, BROOKE, & JAKE]
We've got your back
'Cause we are you squad
Buddy, you'll see
It’ll go perfectly
If you listen to me, me, me

[JEREMY]
And there are voices all around
But you can never mute the sound
They scream and shout
I tune them out
Then make up my own mind
Might still have voices in my head
But now they’re just the normal kind
Voices in my head
But now they're the normal kind!
(spoken, to CHRISTINE)
Hey, so—

[CHRISTINE, spoken]
I still remember how it felt

[JEREMY, spoken]
What?

[CHRISTINE, spoken]
It was like you said, like I’d never have to not know anything again. Who did yours look like?

[JEREMY, spoken]
Keanu Reeves

[CHRISTINE, spoken]
Oh..!

[JEREMY, spoken]
Yours?

[CHRISTINE, spoken]
Ruth Bader Ginsburg. It's embarrassing—

[JEREMY, spoken]
No, actually that one's pretty good!
[CHRISTINE, spoken]
To find out, deep down I just want things to be easy

[JEREMY, spoken]
Yeah, but who wants things to be hard? Look, I ruined the play, I almost destroyed the school, maybe all human civilization, I know the last thing I deserve is another shot, but I—

[CHRISTINE, spoken]
Just say what's on your mind, Jeremy

[JEREMY, spoken]
Bowling alley performance art? Just the two of us?

[CHRISTINE]
And any voices in our heads

[JEREMY]
There might be voices in our heads
But I swear
The voices there will be the regular kind

[CHRISTINE]
Me and the voices in my head have made up our collective mind!

[JEREMY]
What do they say we should do?

[CHRISTINE]
I think that all of us want to go out with you

[JEREMY, spoken]
Woo-hoo!

[ALL]
And there are voices in my head
So many voices in my head
And they can yell
And hurt like Hell
But I know I’ll be fine

[JEREMY]
Might still have

[ALL]
Voices in my head

[SQUIP, spoken]
Jeremy

[JEREMY]
There's

[ALL]
Voices in my head

[SQUIP, spoken]
Jeremy!

[JEREMY]
But of the voices in my head
The loudest one is mine!

[SQUIP, spoken]
You'll never get rid of me!

[JEREMY]
The loudest one is mine

[SQUIP, spoken]
Jeremy, please!

[JEREMY]
The loudest one is mine

[ALL]
Na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na

[CHRISTINE, spoken]
You ready?

[JEREMY, spoken]
Whoaaa!

[CHRISTINE, spoken]
C-c-c-come on
C-c-c-come on
Let's go!

[JEREMY, spoken]
C-c-c-come on
C-c-c-come on
Let's go!

[ALL]
C-c-c-come on
C-c-c-come on
Let's go!
C-c-c-come on
C-c-c-come on
Let's go!
C-c-c-come on
C-c-c-come on
Let's go!
C-c-c-come on
C-c-c-come on
Let's go