Joe Iconis
Turkey Leg
[LO COCODRILO]
I am short of stature
I don't immediately pose a threat
I don't immediately beg for your sweat
No, no, no, no

I'm a biter and a scratcher
[?] broke the door
[?] blows
And it shows

And everybody knows
And and they do, and it shows
The respect for me grows
And grows and grows

And I don't care
If you admire or despise
But properly stare
At the fire in my eyes
And you're gonna surmise

It's not the size
Of the dog in the fight
It's the size of the dick
On the dog in the fight
[ENSEMBLE]
It's not the size
Of the dog in the fight
It's the size of the dick
On the dog in the fight

[LO COCODRILO]
In this life
Little turkey man
It's not enough to be ambitious
One must be absolutely vicious
In order for meat to taste delicious

[ALL]
It's not the size
Of the dog in the fight
It's the size of the dick
On the dog in the fight

It's not the size
Of the knife in the back
It's the size of the
[?] in the [?], yeah

And the size
Of the dog on the
[?] size of the hate
[?] on the [?]
It's not the size
Of the dog in the fight
It's the size of the dick
On the dog in the fight

[LO COCODRILO, spoken]
Turkey leg done. Somebody get me another one!