[CHRIS]
Sit all day in a class room
Staring at the clock on the wall
And I’m waitin’, and I’m waitin’, and I’m waitin’
For the bell to ring

Then I run on home
And grab my Les Paul
And head to the garage
Where nothin matters at all

Except the things that I play
And the words that I say
And the song that I sing

Oh, I'm gonna scream and shout
Knock you out
I'm gonna conquer the world
Get the girl, I'm gonna finally connect
Get some respect when I take a stand

With my rock 'n' roll band, yeah

[CHRIS, spoken]
On bass, we got the man. The man — the dude who's packing the smallest amount of musical knowledge, but the biggest dick in the whole band, Nate "Nato" Obenkrieger!
Next up, on drums, we got the genius future Berklee School of Music nerd extraordinaire, Brandon Keese!

And finally, on guitar, we got my bro, the guy I've known since lunchtime at Stratford Elementary School, I was in first grade, and he was in sec —

[JOHN, spoken]
Don't talk about elementary school in my intro

[CHRIS, spoken]
What should I say then?
The fire-breathing-guitar-god-dragon. The legend, Mister Johnny Amoroso!

And I, I, I, am Christopher Thurser, a firm believer in the transformative coolness of rock 'n' roll music!

So don't ya try to hold me back now
'Cause my journey to the top
We'll be steady and quick
I'm the baddest motherfucker I know now

I'm louder than Strummer
I'm slicker than Mick
Yeah

[CHRIS, spoken]
We are The Black Suits!

[CHRIS, BRANDON, JOHN, NATO]
Scream and shout
Knock you out
I’m gonna conquer the world
Get the girl
I’m gonna say what I please
Bring you to your knees
I’m gonna heal your soul
Make you whole

I’m gonna finally connect
Get some respect
I’m gonna scream and shout
Knock you out

I’m gonna conquer the world
Get the girl
I’m gonna get some respect
Finally connect

When I take a stand

[CHRIS]
With my rock 'n' roll band
With my rock 'n' roll band