[BRANDON]
Summer job at the mall
Music city
Answering retarded questions
About Michael Bolton

Asked by pill popping moms
Who then tell me how they love
His hair and I swear
I’m ready to revolt

And I’d rather be, rather be
At band rehearsal
Right now, right now
Baby, yeah, I’d rather be

Rather be where my buddies
Know the same bands
And tolerate my drum fills

And I don’t have to think or try
And that is why
I’d rather be
In the garage right now

[NATO]
Summer job as a caddy
Carrying a golf bag
For the whitest MC
That I’ve ever seen
Gather balls as he calls
My name
To tell me crazy shit he did
When he was eighteen

I’d rather be, kill to be
At band rehearsal right now
Right now, baby, yeah
I’d rather be, rather be

Where my brothas
Like that I’m weird
And ask to see
My squid impression

Where I can just chillax, kick back
And veg, and slack
And I’d rather be
In the garage right now

[NATO & BRANDON]
Oh, I’d rather be
In the garage right now

[CHRIS]
I set us up for success
The boys will follow my lead
Today we'll conquer unless
The boys can't get up to speed
Rehearsal has to be perfect today

[BRANDON]
Ma’am, Miley Cyrus can be found in the cardboard standee

[CHRIS]
Have to improve with every song that we play

[NATO]
This MC is poppin' Cialis like it's candy

[CHRIS]
Because we’ve only
Got a little while
To get fantastic
And get some style

And grow some swagger
And some musical knowledge
If we do it soon
Then I won’t have to go to college

[JOHN]
Christ I’d rather be anywhere
But sitting trapped here
Taking this asshole test, yeah
I’d rather be eating pie
[NATO]
Nice shot, dr. Glenn

[JOHN]
Or I’d rather be getting high

[NATO]
Nice shot, hole in ten

[JOHN]
Or even at rehearsal with my boy

[BRANDON]
Adam Levine, I hate you

Cuz even though he’s so annoying
And he’s pissy and he’s prissy
Chris, he’s still my boy

[CHRIS]
Yeah, it’s gonna be great

[JOHN]
Damn, only ten minutes left

[CHRIS]
And John better not be late

[BRANDON]
Yeah, only ten minutes left, ‘till I’m off

[NATO]
'Till I'm gone

[CHRIS]
'Till rehearsal is on

[ALL]
Oh, I’d rather be, rather be
At band rehearsal right now
Right now, baby, yeah
I’d rather be, rather be

Where I can

[BRANDON]
Talk about Led Zeppelin

[NATO]
Shoot the shit with Brandon

[CHRIS]
Be the fearless leader

[JOHN]
Not have to answer questions

[ALL]
It’s ten to three
I’d rather be
In the garage
Rehearsing songs right now

Oh, I’d rather be
In the garage right now
Whoa, I’d rather be
In the garage