[LISA]
I’m bored, I’m awesome, it’s almost one
The internet’s down and my homework’s done
I’m sick of brown and it looks like fun
So I’m gonna dye my hair blue

I’m independent, I’m totally rad
I’m gonna dye my hair, gonna make Chris mad
And he’ll make a snotty face and I’ll say
You’re not my dad

No, I’m gonna do what I want to
And I wanna dye my hair blue

It’s gonna look like
Wonderful-super-fantastic-coolness-remarkable
Wonderful-super-fantastic-coolness-remarkable
Wonderful-super-fantastic-coolness-remarkable and blue

I bet John’s gonna love it I bet he’ll say
Man, I used to have blue hair back in the day
And I’ll pretend I didn’t know that
And I’ll be all, no way!

No I didn’t know, didn’t have a clue
When I went and dyed my hair blue
You had nothing, had nothing to do
With why I dyed my hair blue
I’m not one of those girls who does things for guys
Screw their compliments, I know they’re all lies
I put blue in my hair cuz I want blue there
Don’t care what they say back at school

But if John says he likes it
Then it’s, like, whatever
You know, it’s, like
Cool

But if he does I’ll be
Wonderful-super-fantastic-coolness-remarkable
Wonderful-super-fantastic-coolness-he makes me feel
Wonderful-super-fantastic-coolness-remarkable and blue

I’m not the brightest
I’m not the most colorful
I’m a really bad speller
I blend in, everyone always forgets my name

I hide my box of barbie’s
In the cabinet under my T.V
I’m not the coolest
But pretty soon my hair will be