[JOHN]
So what are you, what are you doing tonight?

[LISA]
Maybe stay home and watch my Kung Fu Panda DVD

[JOHN]
That movie’s tight, yo

[LISA]
I know, right?

[JOHN]
Whoa, when that first came out
Those creepy leopards friggin scared the piss from me

[LISA]
Oh, I agree

[JOHN]
Ok, so sorry, what’d you say you’re doing tonight?

[LISA]
Eh, I don’t know, why do you keep on asking?

[JOHN]
Well, it’s just, I have a little errand
That I have to run
And if you came along
It might be fun
So, if you aren’t doing anything later
If you think you might be bored
Just watching bears on tv
Then I would like to know
If you wanna go
On a car ride to long beach with me

[LISA]
I’m not that kind of girl

[JOHN]
No, there’s no smoking involved
No there’s no drug taking plans

[LISA]
But it’s against the law

[JOHN]
Nah, see
It’s just friendly conversation
And a dime bag changing hands

No, you won’t have to do nothing illegal
You’re just coming for a ride
Providing company
And did I mention, yo
If you decide to go
They’ll be a pit stop at KFC
On the way to the drug run with me

[LISA]
Hey, KFC sounds strong

[JOHN]
Please, KFC be fine

[LISA]
Would we be gone for very long?

[JOHN]
You’d be home in bed by nine

[LISA]
It might be fun for a change
I never do stuff like this

[JOHN]
Like what
Like hanging with a lowlife, scumbag?

[LISA]
Or hanging with anyone other than
[JOHN & LISA]
Chris

[JOHN]
No, dude, come on

[LISA]
I’m gone

[JOHN]
Please, come on

[LISA]
I’m gone

[JOHN]
Please, come on
Come on, come on, ah

Don’t go blowing this
Out of proportion
Don’t go acting like
I’m asking to go steady

I know I’m lame and dumb
But you gotta come
On a car ride to long beach

And I’m not asking for
A life time commitment
I’m not asking for a
Hook up or a handy

I’m only asking, yo
Do you wanna go
On a car ride to long beach

It’ll go real fast
It’ll be a blast
And most importantly
You’ll make me killer happy

If you say oh, oh, oh
That you wanna go
On a car ride to long beach with me

College bars are in long beach
The stars are in long beach
The moon and the mall and the sea

Now tell me what’s your final answer gonna be?

Is it yes or is it no
Are you gonna go, oh, oh?

With me

[LISA]
On a car ride to long beach

[JOHN]
With me