[CHRIS]
Button my shirt
Buckle my belt
Haven’t looked like this since confirmation
If I think about the show

I know my nerves’ll make me
Twitch and melt
And make my throat all
Dry with hyperventilation

But oh everything’ll be fine
Oh, all my problems gone
Oh, when I put my
Put my black suit on

[BRANDON]
There’s something wrong
Dude, this crap is blue
I look like Barry freaking Manilow

[NATO]
My pants don’t fit
I’m not wearing them
They’re tight as shit
I put a tear in them
They gave me a testicle camel toe

[CHRIS]
Oh, everything’ll be fine
Oh, all my problems, gone
Oh, when I put my, put my black suit on

[BRANDON & NATO]
When I put my black suit on

[LISA]
Chris it’s me
Dude, I'm trying
But you haven’t called me back in days

I think we need to have a big talk
Or a [?] or a cheesy walk
Call me whatever, okay fine whatever, bye

[JOHN]
Oh, damn I looking so sexy
Oh, brothers give me a hand

[CHRIS]
Oh, yeah we’re almost looking like a band