[NATO]
I'm hanging around and dreaming of chicks
And my area code is 5-1-6
And I would thrive in the Caribbean
But I’m a long island amphibian

Stuck in a cage until ya need me
Sometimes my mom forgets to feed me
I'm trapped here until oblivion
I'm a L.I. Amphibian

Ribbit ribbit, ah-ribbit ribbit, ah-ribbit
Brip brip, ah-brip brip, brip
Oh Mr. Pee Pee, sing it with me

[BRANDON, spoken]
Well what do we have here?

[NATO, spoken]
I’m singing my song. My frog song!

[BRANDON, spoken]
I hate that song

[NATO, spoken]
Well, just because you took music theory classes at C.W. Post
Doesn't make you the authority on good songs
[BRANDON, spoken]
Au contraire, mon frere. I think it does

[NATO, spoken]
OK, you're coming at me with weird words that I don't like. And what I would like is if you would do your mouth band thing, cause it's the coolest thing you do!

[BRANDON, spoken]
Alright, it is pretty cool

[NATO]
I'm hanging around and dreaming of chicks
And my area code is 5-1-6
And I would thrive in the Caribbean
But I'm a long island amphibian

Stuck in a cage until ya need me
Sometimes my mom forgets to feed me
I'm trapped here until oblivion
I’m a L.I. Amphibian

[BRANDON, spoken]
Ok, now let’s do some harmony

[NATO, spoken]
Nope, that's too complicated!
[BRANDON]
It’s not gonna be complicated. I know what I'm doing. I'm going to Berklee

[NATO, spoken]
You're going to Berklee. Everybody knows

[BRANDON, spoken]
I know a lot about music, man. I’ve dedicated my life to this. I know every facet: composition, theory, the history. I know a lot about Beethoven

[NATO, spoken]
Who cares about Beethoven? It's a movie about a dog!

[BRANDON, spoken]
Yeah, that dog was named after someone

[BRANDON]
I'm talking Ludwig Van
I'm talking Ludwig Van
I'm talking hella influential composer man

Bridging classic and romantic
Playa's beats were frantic
Hunnies acting crazy sycophantic

Only little problem, he was deaf
[NATO]
What?

[BRANDON]
He was deaf

[NATO]
What?

[BRANDON]
He was deaf, see I told you he was deaf
Was a ringing in his ears
And a rattlin'
Still he was battlin'
Fucker paved the way for Marlee Matlin

[NATO, spoken]
Who's Marlee Matlin?

[BRANDON, spoken]
Children of a Lesser God. It's a good movie. It's a really good movie. Alright, alright. Take me to the bridge. 2-3-4-

[NATO]
I don't really fit in
With any guardian or peer

[BRANDON, spoken]
Oh my god

[NATO]
Because I'm a different species from everybody here

[NATO & BRANDON]
I'm hanging around and dreaming of chicks
And my area code is 5-1-6
And I would thrive in the Carribean
But I'm a long island amphibian

Stuck in a cage until ya need me
Sometimes my mom forgets to feed me
I'm trapped here until oblivion
I'm a L.I. Amphibian

[NATO]
L.I., L.I., I, I
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
L.I., L.I., I
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[NATO & BRANDON]
Ribbit ribbit, ribbit ribbit
Ribbit ribbit, ribbit ribbit

[NATO, BRANDON, CHRIS]
Ribbit ribbit, ribbit ribbit
Ribbit ribbit, ribbit ribbit
Ribbit ribbit, ribbit ribbit
Ribbit ribbit, ribbit ribbit

Ribbit ribbit, ribbit ribbit
Ribbit ribbit, ribbit ribbit
Ribbit ribbit, ribbit ribbit
Ribbit ribbit, ribbit ribbit

I'm a L.I. Amphibian
Amphibian
Amphibian
Amphibian