Joe Iconis
Nato’s Song
[NATO]
It’s been one day since my band went away
And I been having good times

Watching animal planet in my underwear
Just-a hanging in grandma’s orthopedic chair

Fantasizing about my sister’s French au pair
Yeah this is more funner than rehearsing
With my crazy ass band

Whoa, whoa, wha-oh
Whoa, whoa, wha-oh
Whoa, whoa, wha-oh

A yep-yep-yep

It’s the fourth day since my band went away
I’m sorta bored but having good times

I think I’ll make my bed again I think I’ll make some tea
I wonder who the guest on Dr. Phil is gonna be

I wonder if anybody’s thinking ‘bout me
Or wishing that they’d rather be rehearsing
With our crazy ass band
Whoa, whoa, wha-oh
Whoa, whoa, wha-oh
Whoa, whoa, wha-oh

[LISA]
Lisa Bred is

[LISA, spoken]
Anybody around tonight? Delete, delete, delete

[LISA]
Lisa Bred is

[LISA, spoken]
Hanging out and chillaxing. Delete, delete, delete

[LISA]
Lisa Bred is

[LISA, spoken]
Thinking about the band and wishing that they would just get back together, and she's picking up her camera 'cause it's something she actually likes and sees herself doing for real. Maybe

[LISA]
Lisa Bred is
Lisa Bred is
Gonna dye her hair
[NATO]
A yep-yep-yep

A uh-huh-huh
Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm

[CHRIS]
And I try to stay chill
And I try to move on
But old records remind me
Of things that are gone

And I’m sick of this town
And I don’t want to stay
But the shackles get heavier
Every day

Never stole anything
Never been in a fight
Old records remind me
That something’s not right

Old records remind me
Of when things were fine
My father’s old records
Have now become mine
[NATO]
It’s been one week since my band, so to speak
Broke up and it kinda sucks ass

I haven’t shaved in days and grandma says that I’m a freaking
Slob I been eating Little Debbie cakes like it’s my job
I been honing my impression of Side Show Bob

But nobody’s around to hear it

Ugh!
I think that I might rather be rehearsing
With my crazy ass band

[NATO, BRANDON, JOHN]
Whoa, whoa, wha-oh
Whoa, whoa, wha-oh / McFly ain’t looking for a drummer now
Whoa, whoa, wha-oh / McFly ain’t looking for a drummer now / I’d rather be, I’d rather be

[NATO, LISA, MS. WERRING, BRANDON, JOHN]
Whoa, whoa, wha-oh / McFly ain’t looking for a drummer now / I’d rather be, I’d rather be
Whoa, whoa, wha-oh / McFly ain’t looking for a drummer now / I’d rather be, I’d rather be
Whoa, whoa, wha-oh / McFly ain’t looking for a drummer now / I’d rather be, I’d rather be
Whoa, whoa, wha-oh / McFly ain’t looking for a drummer now / I’d rather be, I’d rather be
Whoa, whoa, wha-oh / McFly ain’t looking for a drummer now / I’d rather be, I’d rather be

[CHRIS]
My father's old records have now become mine

[ALL]
Whoa, whoa, wha-oh
Whoa, whoa, wha-oh
Whoa, whoa, wha-oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh