I know there's lots of holidays that people celebrate
Some people are Muslims, and some are Jews
But regardless of what holiday you choose to celebrate
There's just one thing that you gotta do

You gotta get a Christmas tree
You gotta deck the halls with glee
You gotta wassail well
And ring a silver bell
And promise that you'll celebrate Christmas with me

I'm not telling you to stop spinning your dradle
Or asking you to burn your Kwanzaa bush
I'm just sayin' that Christmas is the best day in history
So put on your Santa hat and shake your tush

And get yourself a Christmas tree
And come and deck the halls with glee
You gotta wassail well
And ring a silver bell
And promise that you'll celebrate Christmas with me

It's not about Jesus or Joseph or Mary
We don't even talk about them at all
Won't mention the Wisemen, those bastards are scary
We'll just lay down by the yulelog
And have ourselves a Christmas ball
You gotta get a Christmas tree
You gotta deck the halls with glee
You gotta wassail well
And ring a silver bell
And promise that you'll celebrate Christmas with me

You gotta get a Christmas tree
You gotta deck the halls with glee
You gotta wassail well, and ring a silver bell
And promise that you'll celebrate Christmas with me