Nine forty-five, a Friday night
I'm by myself in my apartment
And I'm feelin' alright
A little depressed but mostly alright

I call my sponsor, I kill a bug
I pour some Gordon's
Into my world's best best man mug
Oh how I love a novelty mug

I look out the window to admire the view
Of the window right across that you can see right through
I cross my shaking fingers as the moment nears
Then a light switches on and she appears

Naked Caucasian Girl, I do not know your name
Naked Caucasian Girl, I like you just the same

She walks around, totally free
You can tell that she's got guts
She struts so effortlessly
And delicately, she's so different from me

Whoa! I duck down quickly
Come up a drip
I don't want her to think that
I'm some perv on some voyeuristic trip
No no no, I take another sip
I promise I'm not looking out of carnal frustration
It's more I'm just observing, rapt in admiration

Oh, Naked Caucasian Girl, I know you're so pristine
Naked Caucasian Girl, you make me feel so clean

Oh, Naked Caucasian Girl, you show me what to do-o-o
N-n-n-Naked Caucasian Girl, wish I was just like yo-o-ou
Wish I was just like yo-o-ou

Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h
Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h
Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh

Leave my apartment
I walk across the street
I count the floors up to her window
Think that it's time that we meet

[Spoken]
Wait, how did I even get on the street?

Sneak in the building, attempt the stairs
A couple couples see me fall all over
But nobody cares!
No, no, nobody cares
Reach my destination
The eleventh floor
After a bit of trial and error
I arrive at her door

I knock, I'm hoping
I hear a lock, and it's open

Frightened Caucasian Girl
I'm looking at her face
I push into her place

I go to the window
Looking out and what do I see?
Myself just staring back at me

Naked Caucasian Girl, I wonder what you think
Naked Caucasian Girl, as I step off the brink

Oh, oh, oh, Naked Caucasian Girl, you'll never know my na-a-ame
N-n-n-Naked Caucasian Girl, your life will be the sa-a-ame
But I am not the sa-a-ame
But I am not the sa-a-ame

Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h
Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h
Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h
Oh oh, oh oh
Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h
Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h
Oh oh oh-h oh-h oh-h oh-h, oh-oh-h
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh, oh oh