Joe Iconis
The Song of Janessa
[ENSEMBLE]
Janessa

[LAZARUS, spoken]
You Janessa?

[JANESSA]
I'm Janessa
Oh baby give me a kiss
I'm like a lover who's strong
I sing a sexual song
And it goes like this
Do do do-do do do-do-do ba ba ba
Oh yeah

[ANNIE, spoken]
Blimey, ain't you cheeky

[JANESSA, spoken]
No!

[JANESSA & ENSEMBLE]
I'm Janessa / Do do do-do do do-do-do ba ba ba
Oh baby you gonna get / Do do do-do do do-do-do ba ba ba

The bed's a little bit squeaky
But I'm a lot of bit freaky
So sugar let's hit it (uh), hit it (uh)
Ba ba ba
Sexual song
Do do do-do do do-do-do ba ba ba
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Hit it!

I can love you like the gentle African snow (snow)
All silky and chocolate and tender and nasty and slow
I can love you like the breeze that blows through the Serengeti
Or I can hump
Come on!
Just hump and hump and lick it and flick it and flank it and spank it all night long
Prostitute song
Oh yeah
Yeah

[JANESSA, spoken]
Whoo! Never met a brother made me belt so high. Gonna pop downstairs and grab me a Capri-Sun

[LAZARUS, spoken]
Best hurry back. Daddy's not done making music

[JANESSA]
Daddy I'll see you real soon
'Till then remember my tune
Do do do-do—hic—do-do-do
Leave my money on the dresser

[ENSEMBLE]
Janessa