[ENSEMBLE]
Ahh

[SHIRO, spoken]
I come from a family of bounty hunters. My twin brother, Hiro, was the blackest of sheep. He was an actor. Cast in a Broadway musical produced by Charlie Silver. Rehearsals began and Charlie introduced my brother to drugs. Hiro became hooked and ODed on opening night. I vowed then and there to get revenge on this producer, Charlie Silver

[ENSEMBLE]
Ah, Shiro vows re-venge
Ah, Shiro vows re-venge

[SHIRO]
Turns out Hiro was not the only actor to OD in a
Charlie Silver production, no no
See, a lot of chorus boys and girls were biting the dust
Then the press got suspicious and his shows went bust
Then came the news that Charlie drowned
In a yachting regatta in Long Island Sound

[ENSEMBLE]
Charlie Silver totally drowned
In a yachting regatta in Long Island Sound
Charlie Silver totally drowned
In a yachting regatta in Long Island Sound

[SHIRO]
But something was off, death came too easy
I could not trust a man so sleazy
So I investigated and what I found
Was he faked his own death, Charlie never drowned
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That death-faking white man never drowned
In a yachting regatta in Long Island Sound
Where'd that death-faking white man go
Vow revenge and get him Shiro

[SHIRO]
But he couldn’t run from us 'cause we knew the score
We were surely going to snatch him 'cause we cool as ice
So the bounty hunters followed him to Ecuador
But every time we’d try to catch him we'd come up no dice
Then I thought of a device that we could use to entice

[SHIRO, spoken]
Mrs. Golden truly does have a gift, and I know that the moment she lays eyes on Charlie Silver, she will be ruthless and she will be merciless and she will bring him back to me

[ENSEMBLE]
Ah, Shiro vows re-venge
Ah, Shiro vows re-venge

Do do dododo
Do do dododo
Do do dododo
Do do dododo