[JOE]
Oh! Oh! Oh!

I'm her writer man and she's my biggest fan
Without her I would not survive
She feed me, comforts me, she is my family
We stick together and I thrive

She keeps me warm in the winter and dry in the rain
My thoughts start to splinter and she keeps me sane
There's paper in the printer, I'm feeling no pain
Cancel the hearse

I'm her writer man
Her writer man
Her writer man
And she's my nurse

Yeah! Uh huh! Yeah! Uh huh!

You moan and grope and gripe and say she's not my type
But I do not think you understand
No, we might not make sense to you and she's a hair intense, it's true
But when she's got me by the hand

I write a mile a minute, I don't fall behind
Her Liberace records provide my mind
With some mad inspiration, so raw, unrefined
Don't have to coerce
'Cause I'm her writer man
Her writer man
Her writer man
And she's my nurse

Ow! Uh huh! Ow! Uh huh!

And as my work is taking shape
I know that there is no escape
But she's not the one who keeps me here
No, I am the one who wants her near

She's just a nurse I use
I could leave her if I choose

Mhmm. That's right. Mhmm. Oh yeah

It's not like I wanna quit I just pull away a bit
She does not like that very much
I say "thanks for all you gave but I am not your slave"
Now please release me from your clutch

And then she burns me and beats me and ties me to bed
And ruins my work and ruins my head
She held me so tightly I broke and I bled
It only gets worse
'Cause I'm her writer man
She won't give up her writer man
Oh god, she loves her writer man
And me my nurse

She loves me, she hates me
She whack, whack!
We get to the end and we
Go back!

Again and again
And oh this is my curse
This is my nurse
One more time

She loves me, she hates me
She whack, whack!
We get to the end and we
Go back!

Again and again
And oh this is my curse
This is my nurse
One more time

She loves me, she hates me
She whack, whack!
We get to the end and we
Go back!
Again and again
And oh this is my curse
This is my nurse
One more time

She loves me, she hates me
She whack, whack!
We get to the end and we
Go back!

Again and again
And oh this is my curse
This is my nurse
One more time

She loves me, she hates me
She whack, whack!
We get to the end and we
Go back!

Again and again
And oh this is my curse
This is my nurse
One more time

She loves me, she hates me
She whack, whack!
We get to the end and we
Go back!

Again and again
And oh this is my curse
This is my nurse
One more time

She loves me, she hates me
She whack, whack!
We get to the end and we
Go back!

Again and again
And oh this is my curse
This is my nurse
One more time

She loves me, she hates me
She whack, whack!
We get to the end and we
Go back!

Again and again
And oh this is my curse
This is my nurse