Joe Iconis
Archie’s All-American
I just turned seventeen
I'm master of my scene
I'm sorta like the neatest guy in school
I've travelled up the ranks
I've pulled the illest pranks
Still something's sorta not completely cool
Guess I'm talkin' bout the problem that I got
When things get chilly that is when I want them hot
It might sound silly but it bothers me a lot
Archie goin’ left, Archie goin’ right
Archie runnin’ any road that he can find
Archie back and forth, Archie day and night
Archie never makin’ up his All-American mind
Makin’ up his All-American mind
I look at other guys
With fire in their eyes
They know the way their whole lives will play out
Me, I don't have a clue
Of what I'm gonna do
Or even what my story is about
Think it's time that I make a big decision
Attack my problems with a slick precision
Only then can I get rid of the vision
Of Archie goin’ left, Archie goin’ right
Archie runnin’ any road that he can find
Archie back and forth, Archie day and night
Archie never makin’ up his All-American mind
Makin’ up his All-American mind
I just turned seventeen
I'm master of my scene
I'm sorta like the neatest guy in school
I've travelled up the ranks
I've pulled the illest pranks
Still something's sorta not completely cool
Guess I'm talkin' bout the problem that I got
When things get chilly that is when I want them hot
It might sound silly but it bothers me a lot
Archie goin’ left, Archie goin’ right
Archie runnin’ any road that he can find
Archie back and forth, Archie day and night
Archie never makin’ up his All-American—
Archie goin’ left, Archie goin’ right
Archie runnin’ any road that he can find
Archie back and forth, Archie day and night
Archie never makin’ up his All-American mind
Makin’ up his All-American mind
Makin’ up his All-American mind
Makin’ up his All-American mind
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