One, two, three, four!

[JORDAN]
It's a crazy little dance that's sweepin' the nation
It's an easy little cure for your frustration
It's a lot of up and down, a little side to side
You can do it in the loo or in your double-wide
Get a little loose and here comes the missile
Everybody do the Slide Whistle!

[Chorus]
Everybody do the Slide Whistle!

[JORDAN]
I think it's time to do the dance
To show us how it's done, let's welcome Lance!

[LANCE]
Hey, everybody!

[Instrumental, punctuated with slide whistle drops]
Ohhhh, that's spicy!
So slippery!
If you're feeling tingly, you're doing it right!

[Chorus]
Everybody do the Slide Whistle!
[JORDAN]
Oh boy, that's what I call a slide whistle!

Tell Suzy and Jenny and Terpsichore
Now it's time for everyone to dance with me
You ready? I'm ready!

[Instrumental, punctuated with slide whistle drops]
I hope your body's feeling limber!
Looks like Jenny's got a case of the wiggles!
Come on, snake, let's rattle!
You're doing it!

[Chorus]
Everybody do the Slide Whistle!
(This is amazing! Rock on, dude!)

You can do this in your house
You can do this on your lawn
You can do this on anywhere!

[Big instrumental!]
Oh my gosh, you feel that electricity!
It's called sliding down smooth as all get-out

[Chorus]
Everybody do the--
Everybody do the--
Everybody do the Slide Whistle!
[OUTRO]
Ooh! Hot dog, that was a jam!
Yowza-dowza! That's the one!
Woo, I love my slide whistle