I'm hanging around and dreaming of chicks
And my area code is 516
And I would thrive in the Caribbean
But I'm a Long Island amphibian

Stuck in a cage until you need me
Sometimes my mom forgets to feed me
Trapped here until oblivion
I'm an LI Amphibian

Ribbit ribbit [etc.]

I'm hanging around and dreaming of chicks
And my area code is 516
And I would thrive in the Caribbean
But I'm a Long Island amphibian

Stuck in a cage until you need me
Sometimes my mom forgets to feed me
Trapped here until oblivion
I'm an LI Amphibian

I don't really fit in with any guardian or peer
Because I'm a different species from everybody here

I'm hanging around and drеaming of chicks
And my area code is 516
And I would thrive in thе Caribbean
But I'm a Long Island amphibian
Stuck in a cage until you need me
Sometimes my mom forgets to feed me
Trapped here until oblivion
I'm an LI Amphibian

All of my superiors look at me with hate
'Cause they don't understand when I make a noise
Or when I try to escape or break my toys
That's just how I communicate

I'm hanging around and dreaming of chicks
And my area code is 516
And I would thrive in the Caribbean
But I'm a Long Island amphibian

Stuck in a cage until you need me
Sometimes my mom forgets to feed me
Trapped here until oblivion
I'm an LI Amphibian

I'm hanging around and dreaming of chicks
And my area code is 516
And I would thrive in the Caribbean
But I'm a Long Island amphibian

Stuck in a cage until you need me
Sometimes my mom forgets to feed me
Trapped here until oblivion
I'm an LI Amphibian
Ribbit, ribbit [etc.]

I'm a L.I. Amphibian
L.I., L.I
I'm a L.I. Amphibian
Amphibian!
Amphibian!
Amphibian!
Yeah!