[JEREMY, spoken]
C-c-c-cmon, C-c-c-cmon, Go
Ow!

[THE SQUIP, spoken]
What did we say about masturbation?

[JEREMY, spoken]
I was just gonna check my email!

[THE SQUIP, spoken]
You can't lie to me Jeremy, I'm inside your brain
Now, we're going to devise a system
I tally every time you think about sex and that is how many push-ups you do
If this morning is an indicative sample, you'll have pecs in no time

[JEREMY]
I'm still not gonna be the cool guy
But maybe not so left out
Of all the characters in school
I might be the one who the story's about
Now that someone's helping me out

[THE SQUIP]
Now get ready
[THE SQUIP & JEREMY]
To more...

[JEREMY]
...Than survive!

[ENSEMBLE]
Na na na na na na na na, na na

[JEREMY]
All in all a not too heinous day

[ENSEMBLE]
Na na na na na na na na na na

[JEREMY]
Walk the hall with purpose as I swagger on my way

[ENSEMBLE]
Na na na na na na na
Hey! Hey! Hey!

[JEREMY]
Feeling crisp and high and clean
I head to drama practice with Christine!