Hell, I can try to make believe that I hate watching TV but
I'd be lying because Parks and Rec comes on at eight
And I can rant and I can scream 'bout how I hate the corporate pigs
I really do, but there's a big sale down at Target too

But there's also a punk rock show
In my friend's basement down the road
And we'll scream up the punks until our throats are dry
And tomorrow we'll scream "DIY or cry!"

And even then we'll scream louder
'til all those pigs can hear our words
And we will curse them until they die

And tomorrow we'll scream "DIY or cry"
We'll make patches and sell copies of Punk by the Slice
We'll ride our bikes down to the post office
A paper hello to our friends, we made the promise

That we'll spread love until the end
That we'll spread love until the end