Michael Swissa - מיכאל סוויסה
KRAV MAGA
[Verse 1 (Swissa)]
Your Mom playing it hard to get (what?)
I gave her a slap on the eyebrow
(Like "What happened?")
It's Krav Maga
And I have a belt and a diploma
You daughter of a bitch (woah)
Now I gained momentum
He's a slut, he's- he's a slut, he's a slut, he's a slut
But the-
Slut (yeah)
Without a problem
And then I made me a slice
Bread with jam (jam)
There's no reason for a fight (jam)
There's a reason for more jam (jam)
I enter the kingdom (woo)
Kissing the mezuzah (mezuzah)
Make a wish or make me an omelet
[Verse 2 (Sharmel)]
Ah (slut)
Air-conditioner remote (Air-conditioner remote)
In her pussy (her pussy)
Like he's gifted (woo)
I give her a lamp (lamp)
Damage to the spine
C'mon, son of a bitch
Air-conditioner remote (Air-conditioner)
[Sketch 1 (Swissa & Guy on Phone)]
[Guy] Can you open the primary door? The lobby entrance
[Swissa] Lobby entrance?
[Guy] Your building's entrance
[Swissa] The kingdom's*?
[Guy] I don't know, the building's entrance, bro
[Swissa] Kingdom*
[Verse 3 (Swissa)]
I started at the bottom
And then I got on the elevator
And then I drank Shokolit
And then I ate an Argalit
And then I took the taxi
To the Central Station
There I have a daycare
The instructor's name is Ronit
No I will not say it again
I eat spaghetti with a spoon
I write verses on a napkin
I push a roller to a wave
Because I am legit
And also the fucking shit
[Sketch 2 (Swissa & Guy on Phone)]
[Guy] Open the door erm, for the lobby entrance
[Swissa] The palace*
[Guy] The lobby
[Swissa] It's a palace
It's a palace my house, a palace
I live in a palace, I have fountains that pours gold on naked women
[Guy] (Sigh)
[Verse 4 (Sharmel)]
(Hehe)
Air-conditioner remote
This feels a little exaggerated
That's why I fall asleep
In a pile of Dram
And when I wake up
Next to me are 7 grams
He told me that he is ready
To enter the pipe
Do a Menorah
With a candle from the period
When I had a pipe
The colour isn't terrible
Because Tambur was closed
I have there an exit
With the Soul Thief (soul)
Yesterday I came in a mongoose (mongoose)
I came in a mongoose (mongoose)
I pushed in the mongoose (mongoose)
I pushed in the mongoose (mongoose)
[Outro (Swissa)]
Bro, I'm- that was fucking but no brain
For real tho
Bro, I laid with like 30 men
In general