Katya Zamolodchikova
Interlude 14
[Jiggly]
I can't believe the show is almost over

[Katya]
I know- and just think tomorrow our tour bus will be all fixed so we can get the hell out of here!

[Manila]
Girls, I know this is going to sound crazy but I think I'm actually gonna miss this place

[Alaska]
You're right. That does sound crazy!

[Jiggly]
Has anyone seen Jinkx? She's on next

[Manila]
Oh honey, I should have told you- She's always late

[Katya]
Bitch'll be late to her own funeral

[Alaska]
Have you checked the men's room? She may be warming up her throat!

[Manila]
Is there a Krispy Kreme around here? I don't know how she does it but she can hear the buzz of that hot donut's neon sign from 5 miles away
[Jiggly]
False alarm. She was just outside smoking and she got locked out

[Alaska]
Furious... That she didn't share with me