It's a real good life being a Ru Girl
All around the globe we make a dream whirl
Thorgy Thor to Milk, Mariah to Pearl
Hey Stacy Layne, what's up with you, girl?

[Verse 1: Stacy Layne Matthews]
Hey! Girl, hey
I'm about to go and tear up the buffet
Let's all meet down the street
'Cause we know all big girls love to eat
We like sweets, cakes and pies
Ooh, yes henny
Yeah, yeah, yeah

It's a real good life being a Ru Girl
All around the globe we make a dream whirl
Thorgy Thor to Milk, Mariah to Pearl
Oh, it's my BFF, hey what's the tea, girl?

[Verse 2: Katya Zamolodchikova]
Hey girl, it's Katya
I'm just laying on the beach with my dead dad
You're my very best friend and that makes me sad
But come over here lady, let's chew on some trash
I've been dying to show you my brand new rash
Hey, do you have any money? I'm dead flat broke
All my good bookings went up in smoke
Just kidding, not really
Well anyways see you later, I gotta go kill myself
Aaaaah-hmm
Manila, Alaska, Raja and Shangie
Katya, Raven, Chad and Miss Vanjie

It's a real good life being a Ru Girl
All around the globe we make a dream whirl
Thorgy Thor to Milk, Mariah to Pearl
We're coming to the bridge, you better sing, girl

[Bridge: Eureka O'Hara]
B-I-G, 'cause the bitches gagging
Got you in the mood, girl, slag or dagging
Elephant Queen, tell ya how it is
With the glamour toad Ru Girl, Ginger Minj
Flooded basement and busted pie
From the ladder annoying funny bitch, just your type
Random, random, random, random, random Ru Girl
Got it, hello, check out this swell

It's a real good life being a Ru Girl (Being a Ru Girl)
All around the globe we make a dream whirl (Dream whirl)
Thorgy Thor to Milk, Mariah to Pearl (Yeah)
It's a real good life being a Ru Girl (Being a Ru Girl)

Chicken wings, color greens
These are a few of my favorite things (Ru Girl)
[?] I'm just starting
You know I got the edit of Tonya Harding
Gimme cake, gimme pie
Gimme cake, gimme pie
Gimme cake, gimme pie
Gimme-- Ru Girl