[Intro]
Well, hear me now, crowd of people
Now I dedicate this one to all of di posse dem, seen?
Lord, hear me
Cah mi say country posse, I want hear you
Mobay posse, I want hear you
Cah mi say Kingston posse, I want hear you
Lord, hear me now, dread

[Verse 1]
Now di girls-dem a walk an' di girls-dem a talk
A talk 'bout Yellowman a broke dem heart
Mi take up di mic and started to talk
A little after dat, man, di dance hall cork
Di liqueur sell off and di food, it nyam up
And little after that promoter just a laugh

[Chorus]
Mi are di ram-jam master (Hey)
Mi are di bad super-duper (Hey)
Yellowman, him are di teacher (Hey)

[Verse 2]
One thing Yellowman cyaan't understand
How every music mi do it go number one
Mi buck up mi girl weh dem call Sharon
Mi hold her pon her hand and then she give mi romance
[Chorus]
And then mi rub up pum-pum pon a big-fat thing
Then mi rub up pum-pum pon a big-fat thing

[Verse 3]
Mi on my way to Saint Elizabeth
Mi buck up this girl weh dem call Bridget
She say "Yellowman, I love you to death"
Well, free food, clothes, money you have fi get
She kiss mi pon mi chin, she rub down mi chest
Mi love how she kiss and how she caress
When it come to loving, Yellowman him are the best

[Chorus]
And then mi rub up pum-pum pon a big-fat thing
Then mi rub up pum-pum pon a big-fat thing

[Verse 4]
Mi on my way go down to Negril
Mi buck a whitey with a twenty dollar bill
She say "Yellowman, you fi have some skill"
Ride a one wheel bicycle to Mandeville
Mi better than Jack, mi better than Jill
Say, ride upon mi belly like you ride pon hill

[Chorus]
Then mi rub up pum-pum pon a big-fat thing
Then mi rub up pum-pum pon a big-fat thing
[Verse 5]
Mi on my way to Golden Spring
Mi buck up di girl weh name Ceceline
Say, when it come to loving, Yellow you are the King
Say, lay down pon me like a lizard pon limb

[Chorus]
And then mi rub up pum-pum pon a big-fat thing
Then mi rub up pum-pum pon a big-fat thing

[Verse 6]
Mi on my way to San Diego
Mi buck up this girl and she love me so
She bend her back, she touch her toe
Then me dance with her, say please don't go
She say "Yellowman, I love you so"
You doin' it sweet like mister Sparrow
You rolling your belly like a damn Go-Go

[Chorus]
Then mi rub up pum-pum pon a big-fat thing
Then mi rub up pum-pum pon a big-fat thing

[Verse 7]
Mi on my way to Clarendon
Mi didn't drive mi car so mi take a minivan
Mi buck up di girl weh dem call name Sharon
She say "Yellowman, you is a very rich man"
I heard that you have money in a di bank
And in a every parish mi have fifty woman
[Outro]
So mi rub up pum-pum pon a big-fat thing
Then mi rub up pum-pum pon a big-fat thing